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Big Fat Cock - (Other)



Due to overfeeding I ended up with a huge cock (or rooster as they are known by some) - fortunately a friend advised me to enrol it on Jenny Craig for poultry. Groups of chickens meet every week to share their successes and failures for the previous week.

My cock (or rooster if you prefer) lost 5 pounds in only a month. It's much better now and is obviously feeling a lot more fit and healthy - it now wakes me up at 6am every morning.

I can whole-heartidly recommend Jenny Craig for poultry.
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As for my penis, that's a different story.

Rating: 5/5
By Mr Ic Van Dyke


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