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Jurassic Park : The Lost World - (Film) Hello. I recently viewed the film "Jurassic Park: The Lost World" As a dino scientist I thought I would be able to offer the most reliable review. The first thing that amazed me was that it had real dinosaurs in it, I dont know how that was done, secondly, it had Pete Poselsthwaite being a posh person, which was, as we say in Lemington Spa, a load of wanking spunky knob-bollocks. The T Rex looked great, though I feel a cameo from Marc Bolan would of been great. Now, I would of had the film thusly. Marc Bolan has an island in the south pacific of T Rex's and will take over the world, only James Bond can stop him but he is alergic to prehoistoric leaves, but he gets off with a Raquel Welch type native, that would be a much better film. But this film, well, it was a bit, as we say in Lemington Spa, Robo-Trash. Rating: 1/5 |