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Pornography - (Other)



So having left my house yesterday for the first time since 22nd November 1963 (I've been in hiding ever since I shot Kennedy... well except for the time I left the house in November 1980 to shoot JR Ewing), I decided that my first trip would be to the newsagents to purchase a newspaper.

Much to my surprise not only had the hover car not been invented, but explicit publications featuring the breasts (and other naughty bits) of attractive young ladies were freely available to purchase. Unfortunately as I am only 4' 9" I found it difficult to reach the shelf on which they reside.

After enlisting the help of the fellow behind the counter, I paid for the 37 magazines and hurriedly made my exit (people were looking at me funny).

I enjoyed my trip out and shall endeavour to have further adventures. But not before I spend so "alone time".

PS - if you are wondering how I have never discovered "pornography" on the internet, it's because I am blind.

Rating: 4/5
By Mr Ic Van Dyke


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