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Poltergeist - (Film)
Im Ted Tapir-Jones, inventor of the Electric Bastard 4.9.
For 3 years now i have lived in a house built on an indian buriel ground, in that time i have had serious poltergeist problems, like chairs stacking themselves and tv's turning on, my daughter being taken by the ghosts, trees attacking my son, my wife smoking marryjuwanna.
So, it was a surprise to hear from friends that there was a film where the same things happen.
So, as a family we all gathered and watched it, even the poltergeist took a break from twirling my son and cat in mid air like helicopter blades to watch.
Well, it was no help, and as soon as it finshed the Poltergeist wrote "rent part 2 & 3 " on the wall in blood, when irefused i was punched by an invisable hand.
So, alas, i cant reccomend this film for ridding your house of ghosts and poltergeists.
I now have aids.
On a brighter note, im enjoying losing weight rapidly.