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30 Days of Night - (Film)


I watched "30 days of night" last night I found it so very dull & boring that I went out into the night to become a Vampire to see what all the fuss was about.
I didn't have much luck to start with, but soon enough I had my own taste of blood.
I hunted on Hookers, Deadbeats & Hobo's, then it became an addiction, this went on to about 3am in the mourning, it was about this time when I realized that I was Not a Vampire, a Nosfaratu, a Neck muncher.

I decided to go back home, after all this time I realized that I had not turned the telly on!
How very foolish of me, all those people dead, Because of me.

So If you like me stupidly watch 30 Days of night with out putting your Television set on, Please, Please don't become a Nightstalker, a throat guzzler or a Gary Oldman.

Rating: 0/5
By Jefferson Airplane


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