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The Russell Brand Show - (Other)
Firstly, I would like to mention that my review will be in no way influenced by the recent controversy surrounding my grand daughter. Secondly, I would like to add that I am nothing if not a pragmatist. Thirdly, I would like to mention that I have as good, if not better, sense of humour than anyone I know.
I should really start by giving my side to the recent events that are now being hysterically reported in the news.
I returned home from my errands on that fateful evening and listened to my voicemail as usual. Whilst I was upset and shocked by the comments left, I could also see the funny side and have now accepted apologies in full from both performers.
I have also arranged to sleep with Jonathon Ross's wife and children once they reach the legal age of consent. I have also arranged with Russell Brand to get all the birds he gets coming his way to come round to my house and give me a right good seeing too.
I think this is the only way forward. I also left a message on Gordon Kaye's (RenÚ from Allo Allo) answer machine advising him that I rimmed his Alsatian.
By Andrew Sachs
|Comments about This Article|
|n December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year´╗┐ old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead.Doctors coludn't come´╗┐ up´╗┐ with the cause of his death.His mother cecked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns´╗┐ out he´╗┐ was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't´╗┐ repost´╗┐´╗┐ a´╗┐ chain letter.If you don't repost this to six videos´╗┐ a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry don't want to die|
Comment By: Tseegii, 15 Nov 2014, Rating: 0/5
|You stereotyped the waiters of an entire nation Sachs and we never moaned. Screw you
P.s., your Granddaugter's a slag
Comment By: The stereotyped clumsy Spanish waiters society, 02 Nov 2008, Rating: 5/5
|I have been a wascal, and used my fame to pull wank, a wight webel.
But I apologise to Mr Sachs unweservabwy.
Comment By: Jonathan Ross, 31 Oct 2008, Rating: 5/5
|Your verk in helping us crush ze BBC vill not go unrewarded Herr Sachs|
Comment By: Joseph Goebbels - The Daily Mail, 31 Oct 2008, Rating: 5/5
|Also, can I add that I also have other Grandchildren who are available for banging?|
Comment By: Andrew Sachs, 31 Oct 2008, Rating: 5/5
|Grandad...can I just mention I'm available for Panto & Celebrity Big Brother...|
Comment By: Georgina Baillie , 31 Oct 2008, Rating: 5/5
|Can someone give me a job please? Sorry, I know it is unrelated, but I expect people will read this.|
Comment By: Mark Little, 31 Oct 2008, Rating: 5/5
|I used a condom!|
Comment By: Russel Brand, 31 Oct 2008, Rating: 5/5