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David Blaine's Shitting Through The Eye of The Needle - (Other)

Hey. I'm Tony.
I was in New York today and happened to stop to see David Blaine and his new magic show. For any of you who don't know anything about his latest fuck-a-do wank, I shall enlighten you.
David Blaine is attempting to shit through the eye of a needle whilst being suspended in a box, upside down, under water, on fire and in ice.
Words cannot express how wonderful a sight it was in Time Square today, watching a man who claims to be a magician, defecating on to needle after needle. What a fucking hero he is. Let's hope he caps it all off by standing on one leg and claiming to levitate. Cunt.

Rating: 5/5
By Tony "the Fox" Fox

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Tonight on Watchdog we investigate...

Why does David Blaine have the same initials as Derren Brown?

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Comment By: Nicky Campbell, 26 Sep 2008, Rating: 1/5

Hey Tony, I've been chatting with his agent & I can tell you exclusively that his next stunt will involve trying not to draw attention to himself...I certainly hope he pulls that one out of the hat!!
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