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Les Miserables - (Other)



I went to see Les Miserables in the West End of London last week - since when is it socially unacceptable for a man of my status to urinate off of the edge of the box on to the stage? I paid a lot of money for a private balcony seat to be able to do so. They're just a bunch of poor people and convicts performing anyway - they probably all smell of piss already.

I shall be writing to the director to complain - I urinated all over the stage of Cats once and they didn't mind; it was revenge for my bloody next door neighbour's cat bloody-well urinating on my bloody lawn.

Rating: 0/5
By Lord Charles Dinkletwat III


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Comment By: Edna, 16 Nov 2014, Rating: 0/5

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Comment By: Ted Bonobo, 08 Jul 2008, Rating: 5/5

So, it's because of you I have to take a brolly to the theatre !
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