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Les Miserables - (Other)
I went to see Les Miserables in the West End of London last week - since when is it socially unacceptable for a man of my status to urinate off of the edge of the box on to the stage? I paid a lot of money for a private balcony seat to be able to do so. They're just a bunch of poor people and convicts performing anyway - they probably all smell of piss already.
I shall be writing to the director to complain - I urinated all over the stage of Cats once and they didn't mind; it was revenge for my bloody next door neighbour's cat bloody-well urinating on my bloody lawn.