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Wanted - (Film)

I was let out into public today to do a spot of the lady sniffing and staring at their bare legs through my mirrored shades whilst pretending to look in another direction. I soon strained my eyes so decided to go see wanted. With my lego discount coupon I felt I was in for a treat. Unfortunately I made the bad choice of whipping my lego cock out of it's holster and trying to place it on A. Jolly's lips whenever she came on screen: You know when you close one eye in an attempt to bring 2d and 3d together. After sqeezing out several miss-timed white lego double bricks, or as I call them: spunk, over Morgan Fairchildfreeman I noticed the end credits were on. Don't know how the film went but I had a good time.

Rating: 3/5
By Lego Indiana Jones

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new entry into Cake of the Week last week. Amy joined us from Cooking,Cakes and Children with this fauulobs lego cake. I'm desperate to do a funky lego cake but try as I might my girls seem to want other
Comment By: Leroy, 15 Nov 2014, Rating: 4/5

AntDX316July 3, 2011 For those who never saw 3D before it's from the sercen in, nothing pops out,Sony Motionflow is amazing, PS3 and PC games look way way smoother than my Toshiba, u dont need 60 fps for it to look smooth, it like converts it to like 200Hz/200FPS with just 30 fps
Comment By: Rudiclalau, 20 Dec 2012, Rating: 2/5

The same thing happened to me when I saw this film, except I got arrested.
Comment By: Lego Chunk from the Goonies, 29 Jun 2008, Rating: 4/5

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