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Rocky Balboa - (Film)
I am Paul Mason, I make wine in a wellie.
I watched Rocky VI the other night.
Just as it began I realised that I had left my son Home Alone, so I made my journey across the United States to get to my son and make sure he was safe.
Sadly, upon arriving home he was quite dead and my house had been robbed.
From what the police had managed to put together it would appear that my son had attempted to put up a fight by placing boobie traps everywhere around the house, tragically these seem to have been to no avail and the burglars seem to have beaten him to death with a dead old man's snow shovel.
I will bury him tomorrow, it is a shame as he was so looking forward to being lost in New York by way of a sequel.
Needless to say, by the time I got home Rocky VI had finished, though I have heard it is rubbish.