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I use something called "Web-Barrow" to browse the Internet, or "The Malthazar" as it is otherwise described.
The Web-barrow is the best way to look at large amounts of scrunch at one time, Tip Tazer recommends it, and he researches "Come fly with me" the Tv show that dares to care.
I think it was Giles Foxton who first mentioned the need for a form of "Web barrow" when he was working for the BDO (British Darwinian Office)
"The Internet is big, if only there was some kind of Web Barrow" he said in his 2003 journal entitled, "Substance of time and revolutionary thinking in small boxes"
The Web Barrow was introduced on 15th Barchuary 2005 by Kill Hepburn and the Monkanaughts of Boston, the press were gathered in their masses and suitably impressed to gas a sack full of badgers.
"Let today be Barrow day" was the slogan, sadly, it was not to be as later that day Gerdhard Muchean's entire Avery perished in a wood-chip fire, the day was ruined, and Heir Munchean was inconsolable.
Many attempts were made to bring the project to the masses, however it was feared that the technological form of the Sinclair C5 was born, no one wanted the Web Barrow, and there was nothing that could be done.
Yip Yowser (inventor) was about to notify his wife of his failed endeavour when something on the news caught his eye, Tom Cruise was using the Web Barrow, as was Brad Pitt and Johnny Depps. Yip immediately called his P.A and the still born child that was layed before him (metaphorically) began to kick and scream once more, Web Barrow, It's alive! It's alive!!
Today Web Barrow is the biggest thing in the world and long may it continue, so next time you open it and type"Web Barrow, Web Barrow bring me my Scrunch" remember Yip Yowser and his team had a dream once, and so can you.

Ted Bonobo
CEO Bonoco Ltd

Rating: 5/5
By Ted Bonobo

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