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Superman III - (Film)

Hello, wooooahhh, watchhheeet!!

I am Gus Gorman, top computer hacker and yo-yo champ.
I designed the worlds top killer computer that very nearly destroyed Superman.
It was good, shame about the rest of the film, though Superman vs Superman was pretty cool, they strangle each other and one is angry.

I designed a way in which I robbed my new company "Webster Enterprises" of 1 cent off of every dollar, this made me rich and the Man from Uncle angry, so he made me change the weather, like only a brother can (what a racist!)
So I did and Superman stopped it, so we though the best way to kill him would be Kryptonite (again) but when I looked up about Kryptonite I had to make up the elements, so I put Tar in (after some further product placement) this only makes Superman evil.
So Superman starts doing evil things like making the leaning tower of piza straight, leaking oil, kicking a swan, nudging a peeing child etc.
Then he fights himself and wins, da da!
O.K, I'm off to burn myself with crack, again.

Rating: 4/5
By Richard Pryor

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