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Q adjective
One hell of a field operative, except when plowing a mini into a tree.
Submitted by Ted, 12/07/2009

Quack-Quack noun
The Home-Brew Duck.
Submitted by Ted, 29/03/2006

Quidditch verb
Game invented to make stacks of cash in children's book, also has the honour of being gayest game in the world, apart from the bum licks Olympics.
Submitted by Ted, 23/03/2006

Quincy verb
To successfully perform a 'Quincy' one would have to get involved in something that ultimatly has nothing to do with your day to day job.

For example, if you were an undertaker and someone asks you to bury their loved one, it would be deemed a 'Quincy' if you then neglected your duties and went off and perormed your own tin pot investigation on how your corpse died, informing the loved ones that his or her death was 'more than a simple accident', while everyone back at the funeral home does your job and saves you from the sack and bodies pile up downstairs.
In other words, senile.

Famous people who have pulled a 'Quincy'

Lovejoy - Antiques dealer, but solves crime.
Perry Mason - Plump lawyer who solves crime.
Diagnosis Murder - Ex-Chimney sweep who solves crime.
Submitted by Bob Saget, 22/03/2006

Quink noun
Not a cross between quack and oink. Actually a popular brand of ink, difficult to remove.
Submitted by Dermot, 06/04/2006

Quitter noun
Sock that just will not stay up no matter how many pulls you give it, can ruin your day, or life.
Also describes someone who did drugs during the Reagan administration.
Submitted by Ted, 22/03/2006

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