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Malthalzar noun
The internet, home of scrunch
Submitted by Tedq, 03/08/2006

Mantoobie noun
Village in Northern Africa, home to the Mantoobie tribe, who all look like Roger Moore, even the ladies.
Submitted by Ted, 10/07/2006

Martin Reegs noun
Lethal weapon, best ever friends with Robin Murgal. Glad he isn't Gabriel Cash
Submitted by Ted, 22/09/2008

Metrosexual adjective
A man or a lady who fancies a train and wants to do it with one.
Submitted by Ted, 22/03/2006

Middle Nut noun
Of the three nuts, the middle one is the most talked about.
Submitted by Dermot, 21/09/2008

Minder noun
Ginger haired ex-con who will happily punch anyone you want to death as long as it "occurs" between his endless slipping of lengths to posh birds and Rula Lenska
Submitted by Ted, 06/10/2008

Miscast noun
When you cast someone in a role for which they are unsuitable. For example Michael J Fox in Teen Woof, who insisted on pronnouncing it 'Wolf', not taking guidance from more experienced actor James Hampton. The casting issues do not end here - Ted Danson is not at all suitable for the role of the Woof, being all together too old, and also you can see it's a wig.
Submitted by Dermot, 21/09/2008

Mist noun
'A Mist': Miscellaneous creature found lurking in fog. Very dangerous. Its recognisable high pitched 'yumumyumyum' usually precedes inevitable carnage. See also Tremors.
Submitted by Dermot, 12/07/2009

Monkey Come verb
The demand you make to your trained monkey when they are not behaving in the correct fashion & standing by your side!
Submitted by Smokey Earl, 01/10/2008

Monkey Seaman noun
Naval ape.
Submitted by Ted, 06/10/2008

My Passport noun
Where is it? I'm flying in an hour !
Submitted by lego indiana jones, 02/11/2008

Myers Palsy other
A terrible malady that exclusively affects ex-Saturday Night Live performers.
Symptoms include doing 1 or 2 good films and then suddenly flushing your career down the toilet by appearing in crap and reminding people that they only really liked you for that one funny thing you did once.
Submitted by Bernie Hickman, 05/07/2008

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