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06/04/09
There was a film in the 80’s called ‘They Live’. I don’t know if you remember it but it was about a down on his luck Rowdy Roddy Piper who one day by chance discovered a box of sunglasses through which he could monochromatically see the truth and a world where the society’s elite kept the general working class in a dream like suppressive state. Apart from also having some classic one liners and a cracking back alley 80’s fight scenes it showed us what just one man could do if he was ever opened up to all of these firewalls we seem to live behind these days. And , that thing was to go around seemingly gunning down people at random saying things like, “I’ve come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, but I’m all out of bubblegum”.


Now I’m not saying I could ever go on a rampage, I wouldn’t even know where to illegally purchase a weapon such as a Zorg lightweight ZF-1 suitable for lefties or righties, which breaks down into four parts and is undetectable by x-ray, with a titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred. Let alone one with a replay button, rocket launcher, arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads, net launcher, efficient flame-thrower, ice cube dispenser and a little red button on the bottom. However, these days nothing seems quite right anymore; like something’s missing, something what used to be there but is now gone or hidden; yet I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s almost like the omen grew up and became Prime Minister or there’s a huge spaceship just sitting above the atmosphere, hoovering away the ozone and claiming tax benefits and the powers that be are just letting them ‘cos they’re illegal aliens and can do what ever they want.


On a weekend, I like to go to the riverbank with my guitar, grunge it up and busk to the rodents. Sometimes they ask me why I have no guitar and am singing ‘Carry On’ themes with my underpants tightly rolled and inserted up my nose.
I reply to them, “I don’t know”


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