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11/01/12
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Back to the Future Too
30/12/11
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Untold Cooper
29/12/11
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A British Defence Against America
08/12/11
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Not So Marvellous
07/12/11
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We need to talk about Gervais
19/10/11
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A Quarter Life Crisis
06/10/11
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Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
05/10/11
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An open letter to George Lucas.
01/09/11
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Burn Hollywood Burn
19/07/11
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The Apprenticed
18/07/11
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In Praise of ITV
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Sick
28/06/11
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Know the Drill
03/06/11

Modern Cinemas are Rubbish
02/06/11
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My Tooth Story
26/05/11
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Game of PWNS
24/05/11
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19/05/11
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17/05/11
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11/05/11
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The Future Shock
09/05/11
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The Worm That Eats Itself
06/05/11
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The Life Atwatic
24/04/11
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Driving Like A Dick
17/04/11
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A Penny For My Thoughts
27/03/11
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The Needle and the Damage Done
23/03/11
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The Meaning of Life Part 1 : Birth
16/03/11
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10 O Clock Dive
21/01/11
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Falling off of the Witches Hat
19/01/11
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Small Talk
18/01/11
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The Waiting Game
13/01/11
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05/01/11
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31/12/10
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Police Stop
30/12/10
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Z Cast
29/12/10
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The Crazy Adventures of Bastian and Atreyu
09/12/10
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08/12/10
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Baby I can drive your car
22/10/10
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A Good Society
10/09/10
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The National Sport of Rubbernecking
09/09/10
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Scanners 2
08/09/10
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What mean Expendable?
07/09/10
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06/09/10
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Warning : Speculation
12/07/10
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07/07/10
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
05/07/10
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23/04/10
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21/04/10
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20/04/10
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29/03/10

The Apple
27/03/10
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26/03/10
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25/03/10
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Art for Art's Sake
23/03/10
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22/03/10
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16/03/10
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05/03/10
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Video Killed The Radio Stars
03/03/10
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01/03/10
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20/02/10
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16/02/10
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15/02/10
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A Load of Pony
25/01/10

I Want To Lie Down With A Lion
18/01/10
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17/01/10
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A National Treasure
15/01/10
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13/01/10
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12/01/10
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11/01/10
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
16/11/09
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10/11/09
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09/11/09
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No More Heroes
06/11/09
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04/11/09
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22/09/09
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Can Buy Me Love
10/09/09
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Memory Lane
27/08/09
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Shitting Stars
26/08/09
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The Life and Death of My Pop Star Life
25/08/09
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Are You Being Offended?
24/08/09
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My Generation
14/08/09
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Home Alone 2 : Lost In 1939-1945
12/08/09
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Home Alone
29/07/09
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Context
28/07/09
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27/07/09
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25/07/09
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He Must Have Some Agent
24/07/09
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23/07/09
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22/07/09
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09/07/09
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21/05/09
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06/04/09
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05/04/09
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30/03/09
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22/03/09
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The Death of Mother Tongue
19/03/09
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I Am Modern Man
18/03/09
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16/03/09
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10/03/09
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The Running Man
26/02/09
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25/02/09
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Absent Friends
09/02/09
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Snow Wonder
02/02/09
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A New Breed of Hero
21/01/09
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20/01/09
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18/01/09
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What's In A Name?
17/01/09
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Don't Remake Me Over
16/01/09
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Random Fluctuations In The Space Time Continuum!
08/01/09
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The Future Is Already Written
07/01/09

The Shortest Story Ever Told
06/01/09
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03/01/09
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30/12/08
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21/12/08
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He's Not The Messiah!
15/12/08
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14/12/08
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10/12/08
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09/12/08
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07/12/08
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02/12/08
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30/11/08
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27/11/08
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23/11/08
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20/11/08
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18/11/08
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17/11/08
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12/11/08
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The Cage Strain
11/11/08
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A Common Practice In Poland
07/11/08
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Close Encounters of the West Country Kind
06/11/08
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David Brent Would Vote For Barack Obama
05/11/08
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I am Legend
04/11/08
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Setting The President In The Art World
03/11/08
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My Word Is My Bond
02/11/08

Home Alone
You made me miss...

29/07/09
Well, that's that until Monday. Home alone.

My wife is away and I will be spending my time scaring pizza delivery boys with old gangster films, making pretend parties and sledding down the steps. I will also be devising ways to ensnare burglers and befriend the scary old man with the snow shovel.

I shall obviously be using the time wisely. I will of course be writing, not playing Fallout 3 or watching rubbish films (A friend has just leant me Home Alone to watch). Fallout 3 does need re-examining though. I did get rather far before I stopped playing for no reason. It is a very enjoyable game that can take over your life, so, the ideal thing for a man with time to kill.

I am happy to announce that Compu-TORR will be arriving tomorrow, so I will be off work and waiting in for his arrival. I do hope he isnt evil and doesnt try and kill me with a giant bubble.

The other exciting news is that An American Werewolf in London is coming to Blu Ray. Oh joy, oh rapture, oh happy days. I cant wait to see Brian Glover in high definition and obviously, Jenny Agutter...



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