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A Look Into Cosmology, Quantum Birectol Displacement, and other ramblings with Sir Donald Sinden   Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies  Average Rating: 2.7 out of 5
A Look Into Why I Need to Use Wet Look Gel with Ian McShane  Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels  Average Rating: 2.8 out of 5
A Look Into my reaction to the end of long running science fiction shows with lego indiana jones  Average Rating: 4.5 out of 5
A Look Into being a crackpot with Klaus Kinski  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  Average Rating: 2.4 out of 5
A Look Into Saving The Fish with Ted Danson  Average Rating: 3.1 out of 5
A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  Average Rating: 2.2 out of 5
A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into pathalogical lying with Steven Seagal  Average Rating: 2.6 out of 5
A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
A Look Into getting kicked in the bollocks with Michel Lonsdale  Average Rating: 2.8 out of 5
A Look Into Shooting Monkeys with Kelsey Grammer  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
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A Look Into Child Slavery with Michael Winner
Hello, I'm Michael Winner.

Child slavery is terrible, they get these little kids and I would imagine they make them do things like (haven’t looked into it, I had a nice admiral pie instead, yum) light hovering, a spot of knitting and lighting cigars for business men with bright white hair like a lovely and pretty pony.

This is terrible, some of these children are only 16, I suppose. There is a charity against/for (delete as appropriate) this, I support them so much I’m donating my fee to Great Ormond street like Alan Sugars does, he’s my best friend, we are blood brothers, we cut our hand and shook hands like Rambo.

Anyway, in August I took a trip to Thailand, I was making a new film, “Deathwish Too” starring Steve Martin and Martin Short. I asked the producer to get me a drink, he ran into the garden and began to beat a small boy with a tray very hard until him and the boy were crying, I’m afraid the poor boy died soon after, and I didn’t get my fucking drink, but, on a brighter note, the tray was relatively undamaged, and still in use today, I think.
Anyway, it made me think about child slavery, that it is bad and should not be permitted any more.

When I was round John Cleese’s house last night he was telling me about child slavery, I thought he must be joking and just as he got to the bit about, “Millions are affected by this…” I began to laugh out loud, slapping my thigh and wailing, quoting back what he said to me, about the dead parrot and the messiah boy’s naughty. He then went on and on for ages, saying, “I didn’t even mention the fucking dead parrot?!?! You haven’t listened to a word I said, Get Out!” I apologised about that, and for using his vase as an ash tray, but he was too upset, so I tried the old faithful, “Calm down dear!”
He hit me on the arm, I left.
It was on the drive home that I started thinking about it, but then again, I thought about Admirals pie too, yum.
xxx
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