People often come up to me and ask me how I got so rich and famous just doing stupid magic tricks. I turn to them and I say "now that's magic". (It doesn't make sense, but it's all they really want to hear).
Those of us who were there at the beginning will remember that God blessed me with a gift and gave me instructions to use it for the benefit of mankind. Occasionally I look back and wish that instead I had been blessed with the gift of not being a short bald man with a scarecrow wife, but as we say in the magic circle, never do a horse in the mouth, and I've always tried not to, with moderate success.
SO I took my gift to the big bosses on the TV, and asked them if I could do magical show on the box, and they said they could do one better, and flushed my head down the toilet. So used my gift, and sent a plague of petulance and a plague of toes unto their homes and the homes of their loved ones. They soon saw sense and put me on the television with my own show that ran for 47 years. I had to maintain my youthful look for the duration - that was part of the deal.
I then turned my gift to more practical matters, like hurrying along the untimely demise of that bloke who had the 'Magic' number plate I coveted so, and making Debbie McGee think I was hot (I threw money in her face till she went blind).
These days I mostly use my magic for household tasks, like clearing out the loft and going to the toilet, but I like to feel that in my worthy life time I have done my bit, and I sleep restfully at night knowing that God is pleased with me.
Nothing written on this site is intended to be true or factual, and none of the celebrities named in the 'Look Into' section have anything to do with this website. Their 'contributions' are entirely fictional and have been created by the authors of Hobo-Bonobo. The opinions expressed on Hobo-Bonobo.co.uk are not those of anyone, particularly not the people to whom they have been accredited.
Comments about This Article
Thanks for incuodrting a little rationality into this debate. Comment By: Luke, 15 Nov 2014, Rating: 5/5
h9SjLF Thanks for the article post.Much thanks again. Much obliged. Comment By: crorkz matz, 05 Aug 2014, Rating: 3/5
wFFJxp Im obliged for the blog.Much thanks again. Want more. Comment By: matzcrorkz, 04 Aug 2014, Rating: 2/5
sL7xHl I value the blog article.Much thanks again. Great. Comment By: top seo guys, 26 Oct 2013, Rating: 1/5
hyiMT4 Im thankful for the article.Much thanks again. Cool. Comment By: only for 5 dollars, 13 Sep 2013, Rating: 1/5
25UNFg I truly appreciate this article.Really thank you! Really Cool. Comment By: seo service, 08 Sep 2013, Rating: 2/5