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A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies
Hello you bunch of wally!

That was my famous catchphrase back in the 1970s.

I am Windsor Davies, you may remember me from "It Aint Half Hot Mum and Dad" in which I played the classic role of Professor Derek Jarman and "Carry On Last Tango in Paris" in which I played the man one who uses the butter to bum someone.

I am most famous as the robot Zero off of Terrahawks. I remember getting into character for that one. I spent ten months living as a robot. I would repeat everything my wife said to me but as a robot. This was most fun for me, but I think my wife became annoyed, tee hee.

But, today, I am here to discuss my favourite group of the 19th century, The Rolling Stones.

To research this piece, I rented the film "Stoned" about some fellow called Brian James. Not sure who he is as my VHS player doesn't take CDs. I am not sure what to do with it actually. I tried to play it on the gramophone but it wouldn't work. Any suggestions, do let me know.

I went to the library and meant to ask about the Rolling Stones, but I forgot and came back home a mint and a book about the recent financial meltdown. It was an interesting read and really leads me to believe that they are all a bunch of wally! (Catchphrase again, extra 5 ok?) I would have read more but some silly sausage removed the last thirty pages. I was so enjoying it as well. It would seem that all that money I saved in the 1970's was a waste as I invested it all into the career of Don Estelle, who is now dead and doubtless got buried with all my cash.

Remember that programme I was in with Donald Sinden? Never The Twain? It was brilliant. I had an antiques shop right next door to Donald. We were friends and enemies at the same time. I recently called ITV and asked that we come back for another series, only this time it have an erotic feel and I have hardcore sex with all of my clients, male or female, they said they are looking into it. Donald isn't interested (bastard) so I will get some young actor to come in and play his "nephew" or something like that. Just so I have someone next door I can hate, that is always my acting motivation. Unlike Michael Elphick, he needed someone upstairs to hate. Every actor is different I suppose.

Anyway, I digress, this look into will be based on my remembered knowledge of The Rolling Stones.

So, here are the facts:

The Rolling Stones were formed in 1970, I think.

Their most famous song was that one with David Bowie in it.

The president of Finland once said to his son, "Will you turn that down, you sound like a Rolling Stones".

Donald Sinden is a bastard.

Mike Jigger is the lead singer.

Wendy Richards played guitar for them.

Donald Sinden is still a bastard.

Sir Sterling Moss was not in The Rolling Stones.

I would go on, but I don't want to blind you with science! I am not a bunch of wally! (5).

We are all Rolling Stone in a way.

Lots of Love,

Windsor "Bunch of Wally" Davies
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