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A Look Into Cosmology, Quantum Birectol Displacement, and other ramblings with Sir Donald Sinden   Average Rating: 2.4 out of 5
A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies  Average Rating: 2.7 out of 5
A Look Into Why I Need to Use Wet Look Gel with Ian McShane  Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels  Average Rating: 2.8 out of 5
A Look Into my reaction to the end of long running science fiction shows with lego indiana jones  Average Rating: 4.5 out of 5
A Look Into being a crackpot with Klaus Kinski  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into Saving The Fish with Ted Danson  Average Rating: 3.1 out of 5
A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  Average Rating: 2.2 out of 5
A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into pathalogical lying with Steven Seagal  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
A Look Into getting kicked in the bollocks with Michel Lonsdale  Average Rating: 2.7 out of 5
A Look Into Shooting Monkeys with Kelsey Grammer  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
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A Look Into my reaction to the end of long running science fiction shows with lego indiana jones
For me there has always been a long running sci-fi series to segment my year; but now for the first time I stand alone staring into an empty chasm, limply holding my well worn remote with no idea what button to press as I point it into the void. Of course, every now and again a special may arise or even an episode I may have missed but this time as the programme announcer say's with such conviction, ‘that's it for ever' I feel like life has had it's stabilisers removed.
So what now ?
If I try to analyse my existence I may end up like Reginald Perrin without the nudity. If I try to latch on to another area of entertainment I know I will be disappointed and fall back to this stage again.
Would life be any richer if I'd have gone and seen a once in a lifetime performance at Blues Alley rather than cheer to myself as Worf dislocated Riker's shoulder in the Holodeck.
Would my career still be like a dragon's rotting faeces after consuming the charred ash remains of it's own faeces if I could have been bothered to go and see Bill Bailey perform in his early days down the local arts centre instead of thinking life would never be the same since Jean-Luc Picard had a good old cry about been temporarily assimilated into Locutus of Borg. Granted, he did also lose his nephew in a fire but I didn't see James T. winging about been allergic to retinox 5. (pussy).
Perhaps all these years I should have been looking in between the lines. Would I have taken Dr. McCoy's antique bifocals or just winged why I was the only one allergic to retinox. Would I be sneaking around the NCC-1701-D in the early hours of the morning from replicator to replicator making and then stashing toupe's in easy accessible points in various Jefferies tubes because Beverly Crusher couldn't cure my baldness, or would I just get on with life and dye my remaining few hairs blond to disguise it.
Well, the only thing I saw in between the lines was all the imaginary parts I created in these shows for myself. In my head I was the one who held Kirk's hand as he said, "Oh my" and copped it.
And when I told a joke to SG1's Teal'c, it was me, (not MacGyver) and only me that made him raise an eyebrow and say, "Indeed"
The truth is that these people only know me through the restraining orders I get through the post via their solicitors.
But in conclusion their still the best friends I've ever had.
So, instead of stepping into the chasm alone and with a slight fusty odour, I'll set up camp at the edge and wait. . . . . . . . Just in case. . . . .
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Comments about This Article

You mean I don't have to pay for expert advice like this an?ymreo!
Comment By: Tike, 08 May 2016, Rating: 1/5

It seems my cry's have been heard. All hail stargate universe. It'll be great so long as Robert Carlyle keeps his pants on.
Comment By: Lego Indiana jones , 03 Oct 2009, Rating: 5/5

I'll bring my trunks.
Comment By: lego indiana jones, 23 Jan 2009, Rating: 5/5

Is your chat show the acclaimed 'Bring on the Wall?'
Comment By: Teal'c, 21 Jan 2009, Rating: 5/5

Interesting. Would you like to appear on my chat show? I promise I won't drown you in my pool.
Comment By: William Shatner, 21 Jan 2009, Rating: 5/5

Indeed !
Comment By: lego indiana jones, 18 Jan 2009, Rating: 5/5

You know you are not allowed to get involved in any space based scandals.
Comment By: Ted, 18 Jan 2009, Rating: 5/5

Ha Ha you like Stargate. I'm not allowed to.
Comment By: Dermot, 18 Jan 2009, Rating: 5/5

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