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A Look Into Robots with Peter Stringfellow
Hello everyone, I am aged lady lover-lover Peter Stringfellow. I have been interested in Robots since the early 1960's, my research has been extensive, as you see I am trying to build the world's most effective, sensual and erotic pleasure bot.
You wouldn't believe the amount of money I have spent on this project, the amount of women I have murdered and harvested their brains, boobs and other bits.

Sadly, my pleasure bots always fail to please me, I have acquired such specialised tastes, but my project will continue until well after I am dead. I am getting put into a fridge like Walt Disney, I have been looking into doing it in a bit more classy way, my local Iceland has just closed and I bought their walk in and lie down freezer, so that should keep me nice and cold and maybe when I come back to life I might taste like a Feast or Zoom, you never know!

The best Robot I ever saw was the camp one Robot Redford in that Rod Hull and Emu Pink Windmill show, he was the best and most advanced robot I have ever seen, if only he had a fanny.

Anyway, stay classy, like me!

We are all Robots, in a way.
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