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A Look Into Cosmology, Quantum Birectol Displacement, and other ramblings with Sir Donald Sinden   Average Rating: 2.4 out of 5
A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies  Average Rating: 2.7 out of 5
A Look Into Why I Need to Use Wet Look Gel with Ian McShane  Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels  Average Rating: 2.8 out of 5
A Look Into my reaction to the end of long running science fiction shows with lego indiana jones  Average Rating: 4.5 out of 5
A Look Into being a crackpot with Klaus Kinski  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into Saving The Fish with Ted Danson  Average Rating: 3.1 out of 5
A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  Average Rating: 2.2 out of 5
A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into pathalogical lying with Steven Seagal  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
A Look Into getting kicked in the bollocks with Michel Lonsdale  Average Rating: 2.7 out of 5
A Look Into Shooting Monkeys with Kelsey Grammer  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
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A Look Into Happiness with John Travolta
Hi there, I am John Travolta, the dancing one from "Saturday Night Fever" and the main singing one from "Greese".
Happiness is such a fickle thing, after all, one man’s meat is another man’s poison.
When I made “Look Who’s Talking” I was happy as a pig in shite, but things can change, one day you are exchanging witty quips and jokes with a talking baby, next day you’re talking to a frigging dog.

“Look Who’s Talking Now” was a great movie, but for some reason it didn’t do very well, I don’t think the world was quite ready for a pair of twatty voiced dogs.
I had a comeback with “Pulps Friction“, and you know what? I saw that as a challenge, how long would it take me to ruin all of my new-found credibility? Not long, as we speak I am badly be-wigged and making shit movie after shit movie, not bad work! Can you believe I get paid for this crap! Did you see “Phenomenon”? I can make a tree move with my mind!

I think Happiness is all in the mind anyway, nothing makes me happier than making movies that make other people happy, but they will never be as happy as me, I am the man from "Greese" remember, I was in "Look Who's Talking Too".

When L.Ron Hubbard died while oiling that speed-boat engine , he told me his last wish, he wanted me to make “Battlefield Earth” into a giant blockbusting movie, and I think I made a pretty good job of it, I know it’s a bit rubbish here and there, and yes, I do look a bit like a fanny, but I liked the way everyone else looks stupid, not just me.
You can actually see someone being sick in the toilet, that is real attention to detail.

I was talking to Tom Cruise yesterday about this movie, he liked the way the Scientology is good in it, he also liked the way I wear my hat, I couldn’t help but agree, so I let him out of my car, little did he know however, I had already farted.

At dinner my wife mentioned that we needed more milk, so I went to the store and found the Scientologist section, I got my alien milk and then went to leave, I then noticed that “Battlefield Earth” was only a dollar, my excitement could not be contained, I had to buy them all and send a copy to all my alien friends, sadly, they all sent them back saying they were dead.
Hey, let’s all get happy, I am naked right now. Crying. I think we all are in a way.

John.
xxx
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