A Look Into It and How to do It: Fellatio, with Terry Nutkins
Hello, my name is Terry Nutkins, and I am a dick wizard. As part of hobo-bonobo's ongoing "A Look Into It and How To Do It" series, I am here to tell you about kissing a man's privates. I normally get up to it round the back of Waitrose. And don't think that my return to hobo-bonobo is a coincidence either. Sucky-sucky.
First things first - preparation. Ask him politely but firmly to get out his old chap. Next, tell him that his is a very good type of penis, possibly your best one. This can be a lie. Apply some Boots' Pharmacy cherry flavour lip gloss or balm. You are now ready to eat a man.
1. Stick it in your mouth. DO NOT chew - I cannot stress that enough.
2. Try saying your name with it in your mouth. It is best if you repeat your name over and over again, staring him straight in the eye. It is an erotic spectacle.
3. Brace yourself.
I usually keep a carrier bag handy for the leftovers.
Fellatio is the most sensual act that a man can perform on another man in a car park behind a supermarket.
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