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A Look Into Cosmology, Quantum Birectol Displacement, and other ramblings with Sir Donald Sinden   Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies  Average Rating: 2.7 out of 5
A Look Into Why I Need to Use Wet Look Gel with Ian McShane  Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels  Average Rating: 2.8 out of 5
A Look Into my reaction to the end of long running science fiction shows with lego indiana jones  Average Rating: 4.5 out of 5
A Look Into being a crackpot with Klaus Kinski  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  Average Rating: 2.4 out of 5
A Look Into Saving The Fish with Ted Danson  Average Rating: 3.1 out of 5
A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  Average Rating: 2.2 out of 5
A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into pathalogical lying with Steven Seagal  Average Rating: 2.6 out of 5
A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
A Look Into getting kicked in the bollocks with Michel Lonsdale  Average Rating: 2.8 out of 5
A Look Into Shooting Monkeys with Kelsey Grammer  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
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A Look Into the Issues Surrounding Racial Cleansing with Alan Darlek
As a dalek, I am often asked "which is the race you would most like subjugate under dalek rule?" To which I reply "None of them because they are all as flawed and worthless as eachother!" And I laugh in my dalek way.
You see, to a dalek, you are all hateful little shits, be you Human, Sontaran, Terrahawk or anything else. What I would really like to do is exterminate you all in your stupid faces and then bomb your respective planets to dust, which I would then eat.

If the cheque for this bounces I'm going to kill you.

Get stuffed.
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Comment By: crorkz matz, 04 Aug 2014, Rating: 1/5

I have got to give some serious cstioderanion to this brilliant question before I answer because Ben Franklin is usually my go-to response. Still. As you pointed out The whole dead thing is inconvenient. And yet you've got me thinking, now that I know about the catheters and everything. I'd always been more of an aphorism/almanac admirer (choosing also to ignore his potential venereal diseases).Anyway.How about Snooki, since you mentioned her?You know she wouldn't read the books herself and therefore they'd remain in pristine condition. Plus her spray tan has got to bring with it some preserving agent.It's no Soylent Green or anything. But yeah. I'll say Snooki.Because irony is just about my favorite thing. Ever.
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