A Look Into the Issues Surrounding Racial Cleansing with Alan Darlek
As a dalek, I am often asked "which is the race you would most like subjugate under dalek rule?" To which I reply "None of them because they are all as flawed and worthless as eachother!" And I laugh in my dalek way.
You see, to a dalek, you are all hateful little shits, be you Human, Sontaran, Terrahawk or anything else. What I would really like to do is exterminate you all in your stupid faces and then bomb your respective planets to dust, which I would then eat.
If the cheque for this bounces I'm going to kill you.
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