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A Look Into Cosmology, Quantum Birectol Displacement, and other ramblings with Sir Donald Sinden   Average Rating: 2.4 out of 5
A Look Into The Rolling Stones with Windsor Davies  Average Rating: 2.7 out of 5
A Look Into Why I Need to Use Wet Look Gel with Ian McShane  Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels  Average Rating: 2.8 out of 5
A Look Into my reaction to the end of long running science fiction shows with lego indiana jones  Average Rating: 4.5 out of 5
A Look Into being a crackpot with Klaus Kinski  Average Rating: 5 out of 5
A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into Saving The Fish with Ted Danson  Average Rating: 3.1 out of 5
A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  Average Rating: 2.2 out of 5
A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into pathalogical lying with Steven Seagal  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
A Look Into getting kicked in the bollocks with Michel Lonsdale  Average Rating: 2.7 out of 5
A Look Into Shooting Monkeys with Kelsey Grammer  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
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A Look Into Dinosaurs with Sir Sean Connery
Hello, I am the one they call Sean Connery.
Many years ago when I decided to play James Bond again in the 1983 film, ďNever Say Never AgainĒ (remember the 80ís? Space hoppers, Mott the Hoople and Platform shoes?) I looked so young and handsome, especially when I was necking with Kim Bassinger, and when I flew a jet pack out of the sea and back in again. I thought at the time that my looks and fame would last forever, and of course, they have.
But some were not so lucky.

The Dinosaurs died out nearly 65 Million years ago according to ďJurassic ParkĒ which by the way annoys me, why didnít they ask me to play John Hammond? Iím actually Scottish and I know so much about Dinosaurs, go on ask me any question.
Instead they got that Attenborough bloke to play the part, he was terrible, and he sounded Welsh.

Anyway, I digress. The Dinosaurs were once the dominant force on the planet, a bit like the Austin Princess in the late 1970ís, suddenly they died out and became fossils, and now men in shorts dig them up, paint them brown, hang them from string and charge you £8 to look at them, again, a bit like the Austin Princess, talking of which, I still have my original Princess, it is a dream of a ride, I can hardly believe how much can fit in that boot - when we went shopping to Iceland last week, the amount of frozen pizza, crisps and fizzy pop we got in there was unbelievable. I drove while I tucked into my lovely Admiralís Pie and sipped on my cherry Panda Pop.

My favourite dinosaur has to be the one with the long neck, the Diplihocuspocussawus I think itís called, wow, what a creature, I would have probably made friends with it if I lived then, we could have had so much fun. I would have probably have named it Lucas, imagine that.

Lucas and I went to the coast today and saw a big one with a horn in its head, Lucas protected me and I bought him an ice cream. Lucas would have been the best friend a man could have, sort of like Roger Moore but with a long neck. Roger likes dinosaurs too; we both went to the Natural History museum last year, I got a pencil sharpener in the shape of one and Roger got a pencil case with a big angry looking dinosaur on it, itís sort of luminous, so all his pens and pencils glow, it looks very good. He said that at night he has to cover it up otherwise he has nightmares, sort of like when I think about getting my cock out in the film Zardos.

Many people think that a big Comet killed the dinosaurs; I donít believe that at all. There is a massive Comet by the roundabout near P.C World, but I canít imagine that killing anyone, unless the dinosaurs were allergic to electrical goods.

Life will find a way, said the man in Jurassic Park. It is true, after the dinosaurs died, we came along, after I left Bond, Roger took over, then that Welsh man, then the Irish one, and now the one who looks like a Russian, so life indeed does find a way.

I have retired from films now, all I seem to do these days is let my wife paint hundreds of pictures of my face and sell them on my website for £50 a pop, but I do miss acting. Many people say Iím a dinosaur, but Iím not, Iím a man, how stupid are they?

Sean.
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