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A Look Into Why I Need to Use Wet Look Gel with Ian McShane  Average Rating: 2.3 out of 5
A Look Into The Mysteries of the Universe with Martin P. Daniels  Average Rating: 2.8 out of 5
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A Look Into Going To The Toilet Outdoors with Bear Grylls   Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
A Look Into The Seedy World of Underground Sports with Trevor McDonald  Average Rating: 2.4 out of 5
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A Look Into Area 51 with Larry Hagman  Average Rating: 2.2 out of 5
A Look Into Cross-Dressing with Eddie Izzard  Average Rating: 2.5 out of 5
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A Look Into Cooking with Richard Griffiths  Average Rating: 3 out of 5
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A Look Into Cultural Differences with Paul Hogan
Gooday Cobbers! Iím the hero of the Crocodile Dundee franchise, Iíve got a big knife (which is a euphemism), and I like to use it.
When I first arrived in America, many things confused me. Back in the outback, we didnít have toilets or sinks, and we certainly didnít have sinks for your toilet area. To be honest, Iíve never gotten used to the cultural differences, even though Iíve now been living over here for around fourteen years. Every day I am surprised to step out of my apartment and see horseless chariots parading the streets at dangerous speeds, or to find men with small knives in a strange linked network of underground caverns, asking for my Ďwalletí whatever that is. Every so often I get Ďarrestedí and put in Ďjailí for grabbing at the crotches of men dressed as women, who sometimes turn out to be women after all.

Also the Abbos here donít look like Abbos, and they donít seem to come from a tribe at all. People keep telling me not to be Ďracistí but I just show them my big knife (ooh er), and they usually shut up and go away. But sometimes they throw me in Jail.

Iím a regular fish out of water.

Yours,
Paulie
xxx
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To loipon,Sto 1o sariil, auto pou erwteutike tin -kata polla xronia megaluteri tou-ithopoio kai meta auti pethane (oxi epeidi tin erwteutike -mallon- alla giati panta prepei kapoios na pethainei) to steki itan to bar pou douleue o kontos, ksanthos filos tou. Prokeitai gia to Tithora.Sto 2o sariil, opou 2 adelfia maliotraviontousan gia ta mpirmpilwta matia mias ksinis pou nomize oti einai omorfi (kai sto opoio sariil pethanan oi goneis), to steki itan to bar pou douleue i pio konti apo tis 2 adelfes. Prokeitai gia to Bodega.Sto 3o sariil, opou o wraios, moiraios kai polla uposxomenos fwtografos koutoupwne mana kai kori (kai telika pethane o idios) to steki itan ena bar sto opoio den douleue kanenas (etsi gia allagi). Prokeitai gia to Dragoste.Sto 4o sariil, to opoio pige apato, dustuxws den thumamai an upirkse steki, dioti ksimerovradiazontan sto nosokomeio pou eixe eisaxthei o anapiros suggrafeas gia egxeirisi. Sto telos pethane i mana tou.Auta
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