Gooday Cobbers! Iím the hero of the Crocodile Dundee franchise, Iíve got a big knife (which is a euphemism), and I like to use it.
When I first arrived in America, many things confused me. Back in the outback, we didnít have toilets or sinks, and we certainly didnít have sinks for your toilet area. To be honest, Iíve never gotten used to the cultural differences, even though Iíve now been living over here for around fourteen years. Every day I am surprised to step out of my apartment and see horseless chariots parading the streets at dangerous speeds, or to find men with small knives in a strange linked network of underground caverns, asking for my Ďwalletí whatever that is. Every so often I get Ďarrestedí and put in Ďjailí for grabbing at the crotches of men dressed as women, who sometimes turn out to be women after all.
Also the Abbos here donít look like Abbos, and they donít seem to come from a tribe at all. People keep telling me not to be Ďracistí but I just show them my big knife (ooh er), and they usually shut up and go away. But sometimes they throw me in Jail.
Iím a regular fish out of water.
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